Archive for March, 2007

mii want a wii

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“it will be mine…oh yes…it will be mine”

not to sound impulsive or anything, but after my post yesterday regarding whether to buy a wii or a ps3, i found myself wanting, nay, craving a nintendo wii. i went to circuit city after work to get a new video wire for my tv, which solved my problem perfectly, picked up two cd’s (later) and then found myself gazing at the wii games and accessories. this was only the introductory phase of my attraction. i will say that many of the games definitely seem to be aimed at a younger crowd, but that will not deter me. i want wii sports (5 sports games in 1) which comes with the wii, and the new super paper mario game looks pretty interesting. but what truly caught my attention was the virtual console aspect, which with a wireless internet connection, allows you to buy old school ninendo, super nintendo, nintendo 64, gamecube, sega genesis, and turbo graffix 16 games to download onto the wii’s hardrive for-ev-er (see sandlot). such games as tecmo bowl, street fighter II, tennis, mario brothers, mario kart 64, castlevania IV, zelda, are all on an ever growing list. i would have to be pried off of my couch or either lured off of it with the promise of more wii to come.
once i got home from work, i ate dinner, and started calling local retailers asking if they had wii’s in stock. i probably called about 10 to 15 places in the greater lancaster, york, and harrisburg area to no avail. amazon.com offers wii’s starting at $399.95. no thanks. but i did discover that you can order a wii at circuit city’s online website and have it shipped for free (online purchases over $24 are shipped at no cost) or express shipped in 2 to 3 days at an undisclosed amount. upon calling the 1-800 number for circuit city orders, i reeled my initial impulse back in. i heard a faint cry coming from across the hall, it was my newly purchased ps2 games “black” and “god of war,” they were weaping because they knew if i bought a wii, they would probably collect dust for the rest of eternity. i decided to hold off on a wii purchase, until further progress is made in those games. it’s only fair to them. i only have one level left in “black.” i’m pretty impressed with that game. it only has 8 or 9 levels but they are a “shooter” fan’s paradise.
the cd’s i bought at circuit city are the new modest mouse and gym class heroes cds. i listened to the first half of the modest mouse on my way home from work yesterday and i was thoroughly impressed. when i heard that they were coming out with a new cd, i was a little hesitant to purchase. i have maybe 4 of their previous cds and it is my personal opinion that many of their tracks are very “hit or miss.” i would recommend “the lonesome crowded west” as their best cd, followed by their breakout cd “good news for people who love bad news.” these cds have the most “listen-straight-thru value” which goes a long way for me.
as for the gym class heroes, while still a college student, i was introduced to the song “cupid’s chokehold” via mtvU, mtv’s college student friendly, actual music playing channel. it contains a sample of the song “breakfast in america” by supertramp and i find it catchy. i listened to about 5 songs on the way to work this morning and initially liked what i heard, very bouncy, and fresh sounding beats, but also felt somewhat like a rebellious, college freshman girl, with a new “trendy” rap/rock cd. i think i just missed the intended age/maturity bracket for this cd (see their track “new friend request”). i probably will like this cd, but listen to it at my own discretion at a lowered volume and certainly will not disclose my ownership of this cd to anyone. see the irony here? alright, that’s a wrap for today.

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et cetera

tony_soprano.jpg  “can you roll the garbages down the driveway, tomorrow is pick-up day?”

last night i decided to watch “the black dahlia.”  boo!  i didn’t care for it.  most of the movie centered around two cops played by josh hartnett and aaron eckhart (you might recognize his face), and kind of made the whole case of the black dahlia seem like background noise.  my girlfriend watches a lot of court tv, and one night up at school she was watching a special on the black dahlia while we were going to bed.  i couldn’t fall asleep  and as a result i involuntarily took in some information about the black dahlia case.  to make a point, approximately the thirty minutes of court tv i listened to while trying to fall asleep that night was more interesting than the two hour movie i willingly watched last night.  as i found out once the credits rolled, the movie is based on the book “the black dahlia” written by some dude, not the actual investigation.  as a result,the movie puts a fictitious spin on the actual case itself.  who’s idea was this?  even if the book is this guy’s version of how it might have happened or something similar to that, why not just present the facts as they are and end it with the most relevant suspects in the murder, instead you gotta go and create some overly dramatic ending that creates more plot twists that the movie most certainly does not need.  in my opinion, a majority of the people who watch this movie are interested in it for the actual case, not some guy’s lame story that is untrue anyways.  if you’re looking for a great murder mystery movie that’s all real, go see “zodiac,”  if you have the time that is (2 hours 40 mins.)  black dahlia…waste of my time, and i didn’t even get to the point that disappointed me the most!  i was thinking about watching this movie yesterday so much that it made me forget that “the sopranos” were on last night.  by the time i remembered (my girlfriend’s “south park reference helped jog my memory that it was wednesday), i had already missed the first episode.  no need to sweat, they’re replayed every monday.  it’s the principle of the thang man!  after work today, i gotta run to circuit city to get a new video wire that connects my component speaker system to my tv.  i just bought a new tv about two weeks ago and now my video wire is taking a dump.  every time i play a video game or watch a movie, the screen flickers or goes black or distorts.  so i have to get up and jiggle the wire behind the tv until the screen gets clear again.  then i stomp my foot to test it out, sit back down, and about five minutes later, i get up and repeat.  believe me, it is ever so enjoyable.  i’m really regretting not getting an hdtv.  my parents (whom i still live with, hey, i just graduated college) have digital cable but not hd, while my bedroom has neither.  personally, i don’t really care that much about hd.  i’ve seen it before and yea it’s nice, do i care? no not really.  to get to the point, now that i sleep on a bed full of hundo’s, i’ve been thinking about getting a nintendo wii or ps3, and i don’t want to be persuaded to buy a wii just because the ps3 has hd capabilities and i do not.  i’ve also heard that ps3 games that use hd look like crap on a standard television.  see the predicament? i know you do.  either way, if you have an opinion, post a comment and don’t be so shy.  and pleez don’t be overly teknikal cuz i wont undastand.  kthanksbye.

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urbina designated for assignment…in prison league

rogdriguez-urbina.jpg   “pucker up ugy”

i just found out ugueth urbina received a sentence of 14 years in prison for attempted murder.  his lawyer, in response to the sentencing, had this to say “the ruling was too severe.” 
too severe is right!  all the guy did was use a machete and pour gasoline on some unruly workers at his estate.  pro sports players can never get a break!

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dorking around

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this past weekend i bought two video games.  i don’t play video games all that often (i swear), i am a lifelong madden customer and i also like to shoot stuff (scratch self, spit).  the two games i bought this past weekend fall under the latter.  i bought the games “black” and “god of war” saturday before going into work.  god of war caught my interest because of all the hubbub about the release of “god of war 2.”  not being overly enthused about dropping $50 on a game i know nothing about, i chose to buy the $19.99 ps2 greatest hits version and go from there.  “black” was also $19.99.  the only one i’ve played so far is “black” which is highly entertaining.  great graphics, lots of explosions, good weapons, and extremely easy to learn if you are familiar with other ps2 shooters.  “god of war” goes unplayed until i beat “black,” that’s just how i roll.
monday afternoon i watched the movie “mean streets” starring robert deniro and harvey keitel, via 1973.  it’s directed by martin scorsese and those three names combined really got me interested in this movie.  i was going to buy it, but on a trip over to my sister and her boyfriend’s house to move a couch, i found out they had a burned copy.  i borrowed it along with “the black dahlia” and “the illusionist.”  mean streets was ok, i’m glad i didn’t buy it.  not very exciting, with the only real entertainment coming from robert deniro being harvey keitel’s young, squirrely, ruffian who never pays anybody back.  here enlies the problem.  that night, feeling bored and lazy, i decided to invest 2 hours and 40 minutes into watching “munich.”  i had seen parts of this movie before.  great movie, could have been shorter.  not much to say here.  last night i watched “the illusionist” with ed norton and jessica biel.  this was a good movie with a good, twisty ending.  as far as magician related movies go, i liked “the prestige” with hugh jackman, christian bale, and scarlett johansson better.  go figure, two magic related movies with somewhat hard to follow endings.  as far as my thoughts on biel or johansson, it’s simply a push.  tonight i think i’m gonna go for “the black dahlia.”  i think that might have scarlett johansson in it too(it does).  that’s it.  byethanksforstoppingby!

p.s.  i’m working on the slowest computer ever today, it has the processing speed of an atari on heroin and it’s driving me craaaaaazy.

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wanted: experienced body shop familiar with super-limited italian sports cars

rpm_w_griffin_enzo_275.jpg “way to go brotha!”

eddie griffin, standing next his executive producer’s 1.5 million dollar ferrari enzo, which he totalled on the set. eddie then stated “undercover brother’s good at karate and all the rest of that, but the brother can’t drive.” hey, don’t be so hard on yourself captain obvious, i’m sure your executive producer will find another one. there are 399 left in the world, come on.

p.s. stop making movies

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vander-bilked

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ok so, the first thing i want to bring to your attention is that kobe did it again last night. he dropped another five-oh against the hornets. i didn’t know this until i got to work today. i loved the espn.com article for the simple reason that they referenced wilt chamberlain as “bombaata,” from conan the barbarian, as the only player to score 50 points in a game more than four times. bombaata did it seven times in a row.
instead of staying home like the recluse i am and watching college basketball last night, my friend and i went to a local chinese restaurant and then caught “shooter.” i thought it was a pretty cool, feel good, style of movie. it reminded me of tom berenger’s “sniper” movies, only about five times as entertaining and probably with about ten times the budget. however, a lisping danny glover proved to be extremely annoying/questionable. with all due respect, did danny glover have a stroke, or is his character supposed to talk with a lisp for sheer annoyance/i hate this guy factor? notice i said “with all due respect.” once during the movie, i leaned over towards my friend (i had to lean because of the buffer zone) and said, “god, lieutenant murtaugh is annoying!” which needless to say, got a well-deserved guffaugh.
however, because of the movie, i missed the florida v. butler game, and only caught the end of georgetown v. vandy. not that i have anything against georgetown, but how did the officials miss jeff green’s colossal travel? i mean, wow, check the pivot foot! which leads me to ask, “when is billy packer going to retire/die/quit/shut up. god, i hate him. give me anyone but him. not only can i not stand him, but every call a ref makes is the right call. for example, with the travel no-call last night. in the usc v. north carolina game, i think it was jim nance who asked packer on his opinion of whether he thought jeff green traveled or not and his reply was something to the tone of, “well, i’d have to take a look at the replay but, to me, it didn’t really look like he lifted his pivot foot.” again, i’m just paraphrasing but, dude, you’re a cbs commentator and you’re going to claim that you didn’t see one replay of the last seconds of that game. then you’re going to backtrack and say that well, it didn’t really look like he lifted his pivot foot. you must not have gotten a good look billy, cause he most certainly took a stroll. one of many reasons i don’t like billy packer. i’d rather listen to dick vitale commentate on a north carolina or duke game. why doesn’t espn just let him stand with the cheerleaders or wave the flag with the school’s logo on it for pete’s sake? so much for unbiased reporting. maybe i’m just a little cranky because i get to work a ten hour saturday. correction, maybe, definitely.

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175

“why you shootin’ smush?” “let me get my 40 shots in and we straight!”

175? what’s that? 175 is the amount of points kobe bryant has scored in the last three games. three straight fifty point games and three straight wins. i don’t particularly like kobe bryant but when i saw this on sportscenter last night i was pretty amazed. there cannot be an argument over who is the best player in the nba anymore. yea i know all about steve nash and dirk nowitzki, great players, whoopity woo. the only other player that should be considered with kobe right now is steve nash. he doesn’t score twenty points a game, but he is solely responsible for about sixty points per with all his assists and the way he controls an offense. but come on. how can you not be impressed with the kobe-bean? your average nba baller would be ecstatic to have three twenty point games in a row, much less three fifty bombs, don’t you think? and lebron and d.wade? not impressed. lebron is just a freak and d.wade led the heat to an nba championship with a full set of supporting characters (kobe has three rings). but neither one of them is capable of doing what kobe is doing now (especially d.wade right now). and who is supporting kobe? umm, lamar odom and… anyone who is willing to admit that kobe has more scoring potential in his piggy toe than they do. so just pass him the ball and get out of his way. i haven’t paid this much attention or been half this impressed with pro basketball since agent zero made like 72 out of 100 one-armed college three pointers against deshawn stevenson. ok ok, i’m gonna bail on the kobe bandwagon now that i’m thinking of all the shady things he has said and done.
moving on, i kinda want to see that “shooter” movie with marky mark sans the funky bunch. i’m a little tired of seeing the trailer on tv since i can remember seeing it in the beginning of february, but it did do a good job of piquing my interest and staying in the back of my mind. plus, i always get sucked into a movie when they say, “from the director of so and so,” and the “so and so” happens to be a great movie like “training day,” so it gets your expectations up. personally, i don’t think it’s a very good idea though. if they make that kind of parallel to a movie like “training day,” i’m going into that movie with a subconscious expectation that this movie is going to rock like “training day” did (even though “shooter” has danny glover in it). i back this argument with the fact that when the trailer for “300″ came out it said something like “a revolutionary movie, comparable to ‘the matrix’” or some load. then i saw “300″ with expectations that i was going to see something mind-blowing, and i walked out after the movie with that “meh” feeling. i’m not saying i didn’t like “300,” i just wasn’t wild about it. i liked the storyline and everything, but the one question that kept repeating in my mind throughout the movie was “how did these guys isolate certain muscles 1500 years ago?) i’m certainly no historian, but a simple wikipedia search tells me that the bowflex was only invented in 1986. sorry for being too much of a realist. done.
i wanted to say something about the “arctic monkeys” cd called “whatever people say i am, that’s what i’m not.” i am utterly addicted to this cd. don’t let their cheeky name fool you. when i first heard them, i compared them to a british sounding “green day.” also of note, i don’t really like green day except for their old, radio abused songs like “longview” and the like. but yea, i’m hooked.

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dorfed!

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after watching syracuse prove to jim boeheim and the sports world why they did not belong in the ncaa tournament last night, i got to thinking.  how far has the orange fallen since even last year?  the dorf may have single-handedly lost that game last night.  did anyone see him just spewing bricks?  god it was painful.  he’s a point guard who looks to drive to the hole first, throw up a freakish looking circus shot second, and maybe pass the ball if it ever crosses his mind.  then he goes like 2 for 6 from the charity stripe.  he makes me sick right now just thinking about his performance last night.  granted, g-mac shot the ball a lot, but he passed too and he carried that mediocre team on his back last year.  he was a leader.  i look at the dorf and his teammates almost look hesitant to give him the ball or let him dribble up court sometimes.  and rightfully so.  syracuse basketball in general just makes me nauseous right now.  i guarantee you right now if you put me on the free throw line in my dress shirt, tie, and uncomfortable dress shoes, i’d sink 7 to 8 out of ten unconcsiously without having shot the rock since july when i schooled old man gagne in one on one and horse in kona, hawaii.   then there’s syracuse guard josh wright.  bust!  i remember last year people talked him up like he was d.wade’s cousin or something.  he stinks, and thanks for taking that three pointer last night with like 8 seconds left while standing in demetris nichols way, you chucker.  well atleast they didn’t get into the tourney and then get completely bashed in the first round.  and by the way, i know they came all the way back and almost pulled it out last night and my tone today would be a polar opposite of what it is now, but guess what?  yea, they lost and they looked like turds doing it.  come on 7 o’ clock.

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stizz

“what we’ve got here, is a failure to communicate” today at work i got to tinker around with my new computer and laptop, so i got that going for me. however, nothing worth blogging about happened after that. i watched the movie “cool hand luke” last night. i watch a lot of movies and go to the theater pretty often. movies are great because in my eyes, they are the lazy man’s book. instead of manually reading for about a week to get the whole story, you can just sit there like a blob and absorb what is being put in your face. it only takes about two hours of your time and if the movie sucks you don’t waste half a week finding it out like you would with a book. i’ve got nothing against books, i like interesting ones, the tough part is finding one, having time, staying interested, staying awake while reading, not thinking of something you’re not reading about, etc. etc. i’ll typically watch a dvd at night if there is nothing interesting on tv. i bought “cool hand luke” a little over a week ago and last night was it’s time to shine. next on tap, “munich.”
tonight, however, i plan to catch syracuse v. clemson in the nit. i don’t care if it’s the “not invited to the tournament” tournament and most of the teams clearly suck. syracuse got jobbed. yea so they would’ve lost in the first round, i still have a right to my opinion. now they can win the nit, and look silly, but arguably not as silly as they would have looked by losing in the first round; arguably. at 9 is back-to-back episodes of “the sopranos.” i’m one of the only people who didn’t catch the actual show on hbo and i’m enjoying a&e’s attempt at friggin’ censoring it without completely friggin’ taking a friggin’ axe to it. “just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in.” anywho, if you’ve made it this far, i’m sorry, you can’t have your 2 minutes back. as frank costello says in “the departed,” “no ticky, no laundry.”

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“slowy,” 27, put to rest, “lappy” the laptop is born

okiedee-tired-turtle.jpg today i got to work and found out one of my fellow online journalist colleagues could not make it to work today, so i am filling in for him. i’ve got no beef with that. actually, i’m all for it. bring on the responsibility. i’m just wiped out. i went up to state college this past sunday to see my girlfriend and now i’m tired. funny how that works. earlier this morning when i started this post, i used a stale seinfeld reference (see yada yada yada) in place of “now i’m tired” but being that i work for a newspaper, i guess i proofread a lot and i could not willingly come off so unoriginal and played to the 14 people who have viewed this blog so far and the 5-7 who may ever visit again.
since i’m working from my colleague’s desk at a different newspaper than usual, i can not toy around with my new laptop that i noticed today when i went to sit down at my normal desk. my boss had told me that they were getting me a laptop and apparently it has arrived. not only did i get a new laptop, but the old computer, “slowy” as i aptly named her, has been replaced with a sleek and shiny new computer, yet to be named. i’m pretty excited to get acquainted with my revamped workstation but a little cautious as well. being the computer caveman that i am, i really don’t want to screw anything up, and more importantly, i want to appear worthy of this seemingly large investment in my competence. being that i’m an online journalist, people get the wrong idea, and i emphasize wrong when i read this to myself, that i am computer savvy. more incorrect they could not be, computers intimidate me. there’s nothing funnier than this morning when i went to sit down at my fellow online journalist’s desk and couldn’t even turn the computer on. i asked my colleague to the left and he responded that you have to dock the laptop in the second drawer to get the computer to turn on. “oh ok”, was my response as i get the laptop out of the drawer and size it up in an attempt to line up the “holes/plugs” to the laptop port thing. yea i’m an online journalist alright.

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