“just a picture i dug up of my orange lamborghini, similar to pacman’s? not sure.”
according to a report from espn, pacman jones was pulled over by ‘blinky’ (aka the fuzz) on june 10th and received several traffic violations. it sounds like he was really trying to go low-profile in his orange freakin’ lamborghini. from the espn story:
Jones was pulled over June 10 at 8:30 a.m. in his orange Lamborghini sports car because the tags did not match the car, WKRN-TV in Nashville reported.
Sheriff’s deputies said he had switched the plate from another vehicle he owns. He was cited with a registration violation, as well as a residency violation for having a Georgia license and failure to show proof of insurance.
um, i do understand this is pacman jones we’re talking about, but i would like the opportunity to pose a few questions: who in their right mind drives an orange lamborghini with wrong license plate tags, and no proof of insurance? just call safeauto pac!. apparently pacman spends more time raining dollar bills than he does sitting in front of the tube watching annoying commercials. kudos to him…i guess? driving around in an orange lambo will get you noticed by just about anyone, anywhere, especially the police. combine that with the following two things: the plates on an orange lamborghini do not match and the guy driving it looks a lot like a highly recognizable, highly troublesome, nfl “player” and you have a nice little recipe for a patrolman’s wet dream. i doubt they come any more gift-wrapped than this. if i were a cop, and i saw pacman jones anywhere, i’d follow him around because you know there’s going to be an opportunity for an arrest/questioning in the next fifteen or twenty minutes.
my next question has to be, why would you take the license plate off of one of your other cars and put it on your lambo? i’m certainly not an expert, but i don’t think that’s the way the department of motor vehicles prefers you license and register your automobile. humor me for a second. you’re pacman jones, you’ve got millions of dollars you don’t deserve, and all the time in the world on your hands, because i would suspect you’re not getting prepared for training camp or anything. you’ve got a flashy orange lambo that you’re itching to drive. it’s summer, the girls are out (at 8:30 a.m.?), you just wake and baked and you’re hungry as hell (might not be true). you need to run out and grab some munch. of course you’re taking the lambo and bumpin some “make it rain” by fat joe and lil’ wayne . snt!! (that stands for silly not to in my world). what’s another court date to pacman jones anyway? when his nfl career is completely over (in a year), he’ll have enough courtroom experience to be a friggin’ bailiff. see, pacman isn’t as dumb as you might think. not everyone leaves the nfl and my beloved new york giants to work on the today show like a sally prissy pants. freaking tiki barber, don’t get me started! i applaud you pacman jones, you are truly a renaissance man. i apologize for underestimating you.
