sometimes when i’m reading the news, i come across a story or a little blurb and think, “hey, what an enlightening, refreshing story!”
this isn’t one of them. but, it did make me laugh. WHAAAT?
lil’ jon, the rapper who “always tells the truth” is starting his own wine label called … wait for it … little jonathan winery. alright, that made me laugh when i read it. OKAAYY! ahem, that will be enough of that, my apologies.
now, next time you’re thirsty or in search of a delightful, barrel-aged, full-bodied chardonnay, look no further than little jonathan winery. when life has left your throat arid and parched and too much crunk juice has created volleyball-sized sweat stains underneath your armpits, slow it down and mellow out with a ripe, yet subtle merlot by lil’ jon.
lil’ jon shares some wisdom:
“I’m not no ‘drink wine every day’ kind of dude,” Jon said. “I’m not like an expert, so don’t ask me no questions…I just like the taste.”
and, a lil’ more:
But while Crunk!!! is “bold pride, ridiculous parties and endless energy,” according to the beverage’s website, Little Jonathan Winery is “not no ghetto Boone’s Farm,” Jon said.
“This is real wine.”
no shit? time to go stock my shelves, from the window to the wall.
