“nobody beats me, i’m the wiiz!”
there are some interesting games out for the nintendo wii. some more than others. take super pii pii brothers. a game, only available in japan, that involves pulling up a jockstrap-type apparatus around your waist, holding the wiimote at your manpart and peeing into toilets. if you spill too much urine on the floor, game over. occasionally cats and other critters pop out of the toilet to say hello. you receive extra points for hitting them with your stream.
think: r. kelly meets whack-a-mole.
mr. march said
note to self, buy stock in nintendo.
a. maze. ing.