mistercellaneous

Get some sleep, D, sweet jesus.

Rapper DMX (Earl Simmons) is slippin’, he’s fallin’, he can’t get up. The X-man was arrested for attempting to buy cocaine and weed yesterday during a drug sweep near Miami. Monday, DMX was pulled over and charged for driving without a license, also outside of Miami.

A little over a month ago, the embattled emcee was arrested on misdemeanor animal cruelty charges and felony drug possession charges.

That would be correct. According to the two articles, this is the second time in two months that DMX has been arrested twice in one week. Got that?

I could keep telling you about the rap sheet that DMX has tallied over the past several years or you could just Google “DMX” and “arrest.” I think he’s been arrested about 27 times. Of course I’m exaggerating, but for all I know that could actually be an understatement.

I’d say that this looks like great material for DMX’s new album, but alas, I think he’s already covered it. From the song “Heat,” off of “Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood:”

The heat is on, what’s my next move
Do I stick with the score, or get with the door
Feds got the drop in the back of the Uhaul
Snipers on the roof, chance of getting away too small
Tell ‘em like this look, it’s gonna be a shoot out
Whoever make it out, meet back at the new house, good luck
If I don’t see you again, peace
Let’s handle our business with these government police