Um, let me just put this broken record back on the phonograph. Rapper DMX (Earl Simmons) has been arrested yet again, this time in Phoenix for giving a false name and Social Security number to get out of paying medical bills.
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said that when DMX, whose real name is Earl Simmons, went to Scottsdale’s Mayo Clinic in April, he used the name “Troy Jones” and failed to pay a $7,500 bill.
Somebody, anybody, I dare you to keep him in jail. I fucking dare you.
Oh, and arf arf!

