Archive for July, 2008

DMX arrested one more time

Um, let me just put this broken record back on the phonograph. Rapper DMX (Earl Simmons) has been arrested yet again, this time in Phoenix for giving a false name and Social Security number to get out of paying medical bills.

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said that when DMX, whose real name is Earl Simmons, went to Scottsdale’s Mayo Clinic in April, he used the name “Troy Jones” and failed to pay a $7,500 bill.

Somebody, anybody, I dare you to keep him in jail. I fucking dare you.

Oh, and arf arf!

(Yahoo) Rapper DMX arrested at Phoenix mall

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Surprise, surprise

Aaaand … he’s coming back. After the initial story — noting Favre could be, ya know, kinda, slightly, secretly interested in playing football again — I’m sure this news comes as a surprise to absolutely no one. What is surprising is that the Packers have decided not to play sweetheart to Favre and now the good ol’ boy is looking elsewhere to gunsling, have fun and be good for America.

Let’s also not forget that Favre is coming off a pretty remarkable season last year. Half of the NFL teams should be thinking about signing him because half of the starting quarterbacks in the NFL probably couldn’t lace Favre’s cleats, much less lead a team to the playoffs.

But now that all this news has broken, the next set of questions to think about is: How will the old man hold up and how well will he adjust to a new system so late in his career? My hunch. Not so well.

Sidenote: Hey, ESPN, copy editor at lunch?

Aaron Rodgers, who will be entering his fourth season with the Packers, is Favre’s heir apparent. ESPN.com’s Ed Werder interviewed Rogers, who was playing at celevbrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, Friday.

“There’s nothing I can tell you about the situation,” said Rogers, who refused to comment further.

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Favre is ‘itchy’

Lovin’ this bit of news, LOVIN’ it! C’mon back Farrrve. It’s almost as though, no, it couldn’t be, yes, it’s almost as though someone predicted this the day he announced his retirement.

C’mon Brett, prove me right. Meanwhile, Aaron Rodgers is buying stock in Preparation H.

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