I just moved into an apartment with my girlfriend in the past two weeks. We went to the grocery store to pick up a few things the other day, french fries being on the list. We’re in the frozen food aisle and I’m browsing the hundred different brands and types of french fry. “I think I’ll get some steak fries,” I say to my girlfriend, and proceed to pick up two different brands. Giant brand and McCain brand.
Now, I should emphasize, the issue of discussing politics makes me physically ill. I find political pissing matches to be hilarious, as if one party is holier than the other. Yes, they’ve both done shady things, we get it. W. and his henchmen ran this country into the ground, they sukk! But Congress, those Democratic bastards, they stood by and did nothing! Blah, blah, blah, a million times over. Vote for who you want, I don’t care. But, I know who and what I like, as well as why I’ll be voting for him. Anyway, while it was a completely random and almost pointless act, I decided to place the McCain fries back in the freezer and put the Giant bag into the basket. I’d hate the idea of eating 71-year-old potatoes, plus I saved maybe $.60 or .$70 cents in the meantime. So, I figure I got that going for me, which is nice.
Handsome devils!

TINWA said
Classic!
Good choice on the steak fries. They are good.
Poots McGee said
So I guess you are not into the whole Freedom Fries thing then huh?
mistercellaneous said
No. Are you related to Pooty McGyver?
Poots McGee said
Kind of I know him from around the new hood I live in.